Clarence Black
When Can You Listen to Me?
Check me out every Satturday afternoons.  Normally 1pm - 3pm or 3:30pm or 4pm or well you get the point. 

When golf season rolls around lookout for The 19th Hole hosted ME and my boy, Head PGA Golf Professional at the Majestic at Lake Walden, Steve Tannar (who Doug Todd is so afraid of).   




How to Contact Me
Call in to the show at 248-848-1130 or email me at
theclarenceblackshow@yahoo.com or check out my MySpace page
at www.myspace.com/thecblack
About Me
Born:  December 21, 1976

Hometown:  Detroit, Michigan. 
 
Marital Status:  (SORRY LADIES) Married to Kelly and we have a beautiful baby boy named C.J.

What High School did you attend?  Detroit Country Day School (graduated with honors b!$ch)

College:  1 post Graduate year at Bridgton Academy in North Bridgton, Maine proceeded by four years of right winged Christian conservatism up the a$# at Hillsdale College.

After graduating from Hillsdale College, I went to work as a Financial Consultant for a big firm. That really didn't work out. Then I went on to work for an insurance company and that REALLY didn't work out. After that, I went on Survivor. I spent the next year making money and meeting people and traveling.  When that was done, I went to work for a technology company. You wouldn't believe that place. Needless to say, that just didn't work out.   Then I went to work for Lexus doing national auto show work.  That just didn't work out. During this time though I began working on air at WDFN.  That (thank God) is working out.  I also began working in pharmacuetical sales, which I am proud to say is working out also. I early 2004, I began working with Comcast Local doing color for college hoops and sidelines for college and high school football. That is also working out. 

In 2004, I was diagnosed with ADHD. I have never been happier to know that  my hyperactivity, low attention span and lack of concentration was the result of a neurochemical issue, correctable by medication, and not a lack of desire, work ethic or motivation. I encourage anyone who believes that they may suffer from ADHD to contact their physician. Today, with the help of medication, I am doing better both personally and professionally. Things are really working out. 
Links and Stuff


Top 5 Movie Quotes That Sum Up How The Lions Make You Feel
Sunday 09-21-2008 4:37pm ET

Sunday I asked listeners to give me the movie quote that best sums up how they feel about the Detroit Lions. I had alot of good ones, but here were the top five. Oh wait! Before I get to there's, here's my number 1. 

"This is your team!"  - Norman Dale.  HOOSIERS

My honerable mention is...

"Yes dey' diserved to die and I hope dey' burn in Hell!"

The listeners gave us a ton to work with, but we have chosen the following five.

1. "Stupid is is stupid does" - Forrest Gump.  FORREST GUMP
2. "You can't handle the truth" - Col. Nathan Jessup.  A FEW GOOD MEN
3. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" -  Dean Wormer.  ANIMAL
     HOUSE
4. "Nobody goes full retard"  -  Sgt. Lincoln Osiris. TROPIC THUNDER
5. "Hey I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable
     things".  - Jack Burton.  BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Eastern Conference Finals Game 1
Tuesday 05-20-2008 11:09pm ET
Saw what you want about the Celtics. They have a crapload of talent, and for some reason they love to show it off at home. The Pistons needed to come out of the gate firing and they did. The only problem was that they weren't hitting anything. That fact that it was a one point game at halftime can only be attributed to the fact that the Celtics were out there hacking. I am not prepared to say that the Celtics are better than the Pistons, but they are at home and they were tonite.  

The hammy looked it was bothering Chauncey a bit. Seemed like he had alot of rust on him. The bottom line on this game was Rasheeeeeed! Was 1-7 from the field at one point and took an aweful three at the three minute mark and down six. That pretty much killed all remaining chances.  The Celtics beat the Pistons with their Big 2 tonite, which sucks because at some point Ray Allen will show up. 

Oh yeah. Probaby don't wanna start the game down 8-0.  Probably not the best way to start Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals.
Eva cut-out
Friday 05-16-2008 6:45pm ET


Did this action by a fan in New Orleans cross the line?  I say that an NBA player, playing a playoff game in an NBA arena should NOT have to deal with this? Kids, spouses and parents are all off limits. Is it funny? Maybe to you. I see ANYTHING that a fan does, or says, or depicts that gets personal in any way as crossing the line. Whatever Eva is, she is Mrs. Tony Parker. Just like my wife is Mrs. Clarence Black. Just like your mom, wife, girlfriend, sister is Ms or Mrs X.Y or Z.  If I'm at the free throw line and you wanna distract me with something funny, that's cool. Have fun with me, and at my expense all you want. But if you bring my wife into it, you better also bring a stretcher.  And if you dare bring my mother and, or children into it, you better damn well bring a coffin.