Hey there, wrestling fans!

God, I hate Vince. What is with this need of his to be “the victim”? Last year he wanted to blow up in a limousine explosion, this year it’s paralysis due to faulty stage construction. Are we all supposed to feel sorry for Mr. McMahon? After the incredible dick his character has been all these years? Maybe wrestling fans that are new to this whole wild world of sports entertainment will be shocked and concerned but to me this is yet another ploy to make Vince the center of the WWE storyline universe. I can see it now: Was the stage sabotaged? What happened to the money that tumbled off the stage when Vince took his perilous dive? Will Vince exact revenge from his motorized wheel chair? Don’t know and don’t care. I’m getting too old and too cynical for this type of desperation. Maybe Vince just needed a way to get out of giving away money every week.

As far as the Draft goes…I’m fine. A lot of the moves in my mock draft came true so I was glad that they shifted things around as much as they did. I’m fine with J.R. moving to Smackdown. I don’t care how boo-boo faced and crotchety he seemed about it on-air, it’s a good move. Anyone casually flipping by Smackdown will recognize that voice and maybe they’ll stick around to hear more. And that’ll only help once they’re on a new network. The only two surprises were Mr. Kennedy going to Smackdown because he’s already been there and done that, and the way ECW got screwed by only receiving one draft pick. I hope there’s a supplemental draft in the works because otherwise it would be a hell of a coincidence that only the bigger names on the three rosters were moved. It’ll be interesting to see how Night of Champions shakes out with all the title holders that were drafted to different shows.

Nice to see Ric Flair come out for the second week in a row. Way to stay retired, Naitch. And how about his appearance Monday?!? They gave him his very own live mic so he could say “Wooo!” on Vince’s command. In other Nature Boy news, Ric will be appearing at the NWA Legends Fanfest in Charlotte, North Carolina this August taking pics and signing autographs for a cool $100 bucks a pop. That’s Flair Country, you know. The marks are probably lining up in their sequined robes with a crisp new hondo in their sweaty little palms as we speak.

In relapse news, recent gossip alleges that Sean “X-Pac” Waltman, The Sandman and Scott Hall have either appeared at recent indy shows in no condition to work, or in Hall’s case, didn’t appear at all. I have no shame in admitting that I’m a major Scott Hall mark and the strides he seemed to have been making led me to believe that he was on his way to at least a minor comeback. Let’s hope this “falling off the wagon” rumor is false. On the lighter side of addict-related news, at least Jake Roberts hasn’t been seen ditching any of his scheduled appearances to go score a teener.

It seems The Ultimate Warrior’s return is going to be even more exciting then previously imagined. There’s supposedly an “Anti-Warrior Group” making threats to crash the event and cause some sort of disturbance and/or harm the former WWF Champion. A mouthpiece for Warrior claimed that this isn’t any sort of publicity stunt on their end. If that’s the case, then who in the world would want to attack The Warrior? Oh, yeah. Maybe it’s the thousands (ok, hundreds (ok, at least 30)) he’s offended with his anti-gay, anti-liberal ravings since he hung up the arm tassels and put away the grease paint.

But what the hell do I know?

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Also, I know I promised video of WDFN’s own Clarence Black verbally jousting with the hostile crowd at the Blue Water Championship Wrestling show the other week but I haven’t been able to get it uploaded yet. That’s on me. It’ll be up this week for sure so check back soon.

Until next time, this has been Jonel from The One and Only Wrestling Elite. And that…that’s cool.

I want to start out by saying what an awesome time The WDFN Wrestling Elite had in Port Huron at Blue Water Championship Wrestling last night! Brad Fortier, Clarence Black and myself made the trip out to the B.W.A. Former WWF/AWA “Rocker” Marty Jannetty headlined the show and spoke with us for over an hour about a ton of stuff, including a lot about his relationship with Shawn Michaels. Don’t miss the debut of that interview on Sunday, June 29^th when we return to the airwaves of Sports Radio 1130 WDFN.

There’s also a real good chance some video could surface real soon that’ll reveal the hostile crowd reaction our own Clarence Black received upon being introduced to the crowd at the show. It seemed his remarks were unfavorable with the simple crowd in attendance. There was some heat. I think the office might have heat with Clarence too for “going into business for himself”, I think it’s called. More on this to come. And rest assured, The Elite will be back at the next BWCW show. Hit their site for more info http://www.bwcwstars.com/

How horrible were Vince’s giveaway segments? What the hell? Technical problems aside, it took so damn long watching and hearing Vince-dial-one-number-at-a-time! The whole thing looked second rate. I like how they don’t even give the person a chance to respond. He tells them they won and they take the call off the air before someone yells “Cena sucks!” Why even call them? Just read off names of the winners and spare me the game show dramatics.

Is it wrong that I’ve gone from feeling total disgust for Hulk Hogan to feeling sorry for him? And it wasn’t him crying on Larry King’s show that’s swaying me one way or another. I think a lot of people would break down under that kind of scrutiny. Now to make matters worse, they’ve recalled the grill The Huckster was shilling on QVC due to fire hazard. When it rains…

Former Ring Of Honor Champion, Bryan Danielson wrestled a dark match before RAW this past Monday and got the win over Lance Cade. Nice! Bryan Danielson would be a great addition to WWE. But he doesn’t really burn up the mic and we all know that’ll make you or break you.

Sad news from TNA’s Slammiversary PPV. A crew member died after falling off a set of scaffolding while taking down some lighting. Condolences to everyone there.

ECW is soooooo lame. But it was great to see former ROH standout Matt Sydal make his debut as Evan Bourne.

Did you see this? http://www.pspfanboy.com/2008/06/13/kid-attempts-to-steal-wrestlers-psp-fails/. LOL! Come on now, Elijah! You've gotta keep those toys where other kids won't be tempted to steal them. And how are you supposed to be a big, bad wrestler when you're playing hand-held video games like an eight grader? No wonder he got jacked. One more on Elijah. Have you seen pics of his new gimmick? He looks like he stepped out of a Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five video.

Finally, Carlito has had it (again) with the way 'The E' is using him. And his mouth's writing check's his butt can't cash. In South America on a WWE promotional tour, Carlito essentially told reporters that Triple H got where he's at by marrying the boss' daughter. What, did he think no one was going to translate comments like that to the McFamily? The word on the net is that Carlito is positive he can walk right into TNA if he were to leave WWE. Carlito, Mae Young could walk into TNA and get a job right now. Be careful you don't get what you wish for or you could end up impersonating The Rock and tagging with Shark Boy on Impact. And when you put it like that, wrestling on the mid-card on RAW with Santino doesn't seem so bad.

But what the hell do I know?

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Until there's more, this has been Jonel from The WDFN Wrestling Elite. Somebody better call my momma!